January 2012
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
25 posts
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Current obsession
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Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
I bought some of these the other day, and I would like to announce that the following flavours are NOT a joke:
black pepper
booger
dirt
earthworm
earwax
grass
rotten egg
sausage
soap
vomit
“surely this can’t actually taste like vomit… yep, yes it does”.
And it smells like it too.
I will never willingly accept a jelly bean ever again.
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Shit I hate
3. Women who refer to their husbands as ‘hubby’.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll undoubtedly say it again. Why do people do this? It’s undoubtedly the most nauseating word I’ve heard in my entire life. It doesn’t make you sound loving, affectionate, or that your marriage is as solid as a rock, it just makes you sound like a cunt. A cunt who I’d like...
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Shit I hate
2. Allpress coffee
What is it with Ponsonby mums and Allpress coffee? Did you know that they call themselves ‘globally boutique’? Fuck off. ‘Oh, I only drink Allpress’. Fuck off. It’s like drinking a cup of despair.
screw you, Megan
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Shit I hate
1. Jessie J
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July 2011
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so sick of people hating on Winehouse
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