I bought some of these the other day, and I would like to announce that the following flavours are NOT a joke:

• black pepper
• booger
• dirt
• earthworm
• earwax
• grass
• rotten egg
• sausage
• soap
• vomit

“surely this can’t actually taste like vomit… yep, yes it does”.

And it smells like it too.

I will never willingly accept a jelly bean ever again.